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You Know You Watch Too Much Anime When (A List To See If Your Still Sane)Part 1 1. You run around the house with the BublebillionŠ and yell out " MERCURY BUBBLES BLAST!" 2. You go out side for recess and take a ball and through it at you classmates and say " KAHMEAHAMEAHA!" 3. You go take your parents to the mall and go to every jewelry shop looking for the Jewel of Life. 4. You go take your parents to the mall and go to every jewelry shop looking for the Emporium Silver Crystal 5. You go to school wearing a Japanese School Uniform looking like Usagi or Shinji. 6. You make your friends hair look like Usagi's. 7. You dye your hair blue and think your Ami Mizuno. 8. You take your black cat to the Arcade and tell it to enter the codes to win a level. 9. You go to a hardware store and tell them to make a " Key of Time" so you can travel to the 30th century to meet Neo Queen Serenity. 10. You take a Darth Maul Lightsaber and run around yelling " Flare Up Now!" 11. You do each of the Ronin Warriors transformations, word by word and their exact actions! 12. You freak out when there is only one copy of " Tenchi Forever: Tenchi In Love 2", and it's $30. 13. Look at Number 14 14. I skipped number 13 since the number 13 is bad luck. You ever noticed why hotels skip the 13th floor??? And go on to 14th floor??? But really the 14th floor is actually the 13th floor, so actually there is really no use to skip the 13th floor when actually the 14th floor is the 13th floor so, I skipped both of these numbers and went on to 15 which is actually 14. 15. You freak out when the only Anime store in your town moves to another state. (It happened to me!) 16. You goto a costume shop and look for the Sailor Starlights costumes, and when they don't have them you tell the owner to make one or else. 17. You go to Japan expecting to find NERV headquarters. 18. You go to Japan to see if you can spot any Digidestins. 19. You go to Japan expecting to find " Phantom Quest Corp." Headquarters, and ask if you could join. 20. You go to a tattoo shop and ask them to tattoo a crescent moon on your forehead. 21. You take a yellow permanent marker and draw a crescent moon on your forehead. 22. You go to a park, wait at the edge of the dock with your boyfriend and expect a little girl looking like you to fall out the sky. 23. You go out side at night during a full moon, and sing every single Japanese Sailor Moon song. 24. You tell your friends that your Son Goku and your younger brother is Son Gohan and your older brother is Raditz. 25. You dye your hair pink, where pink contacts, and say your Chibi-usa. 26. You go outside with a fire extinguisher and yell out " Shine Aqua Illusion!" 27. Everytime you hear Sailor Moon do her speech you say, " No your not, I'm Sailor Moon!!" 28. You take a paper gun at point it at your girlfriend during lunch and say " I'll destroy you." 29. You dress up like Heero Yuy, and expect people to respect you. 30. You expect someone in your school works for OZ. 31. You run to everyone in your school saying, " I'm Ryu Of The Wildfire!" 32. You think you are a genetically created being from NERV, and your mission is to the pilot the Evangelion. 33. You take a ball and yell out, " Bulbasaur! I choose you!" 34. You write all your reports on the Assassination of Heero Yuy. 35. You write you history fair report on the destruction of the Moon Kingdom 1,000 years ago. 36. You argue with your history teacher about After Colony 195 and say it was real. 37. You argue with your science teacher about the moon and say, " The was a kingdom on the moon, and Queen Beryl destroyed it!!" 38. Your teachers pass you to the next grade because they don't want to here you stories about the Ronin Warriors. 39. You take a lightsaber and do Squall Lionheart's limit break. 40. You take a lightsaber and do Cloud Strife's Climbhazzord Limit Break 41. You tell you teachers that you are Relena Peacecraft of the Sanq Kingdom. 42. You yell out every Digimon digivole call during Technology everytime you press a key. 43. Your art teacher already sense that you are a Anime fan, because all your pictures have NGE, DBZ, SM, Digimon, Pokemon, and GW. 44. You purposely fail all of your math test. 45. You think that you are Sinji Ikari, and say your dad works at NERV intelligence. 46. You hear your phycotheripist tell your parents that " he needs special help." 47. You take a lighter and yell out, " Mars Fire Ignite!" 48. You go to Bush Gardens, Tampa Bay, and go on the ride Tidal Wave and yell out before going down the hill " NEPTUNE TIDAL WAVE SUBMERGE!!!!!" 49. You do all the Inner and Outer Senshi attacks and transformations perfectly. 50. You dress you pets up as Pokemon, Your bird Piggiteo (or however you spell it), your mouse or hamster Pikachu, you dog Vulpix, and your cat Mewoth. 51. You dress up like Ash and in the middle of lunch stand up and yell. " I'm Ash Katchem, and I'm a Pokemon master!" 52. You teachers tell you to stop talking about Anime in the middle of class, or you go to the deans office. 53. You go to the deans office, and you change the students and the deans into Anime Freaks. 54. You have Akira Toriyama place a life time restraining order on you. 55. You become a stalker. 56. You think your sister works for oz and you thimk when you turn 14 you'll become an inner senshi. by SailorGemini5432@aol.com 57. You stand on your desk say you are heero yuy push the power button on a tv remote say mission accepted and expect your school to blow up. by Zk1JXxFiRexX1987@aol.com 58. You know if you watch too much anime if.....You take one of your swords and try to make your own limit breaks. by Kare 59. After injuring your self serverly, you take a bag of (any kind) beans, eat them and think their Senzu beans. 60. You were psychologically messed up from all the action and the new Gundams after seeing the premier of Endless Waltz at AX 2000. 61. You dye your hair sea green and expect a woman with short dirty blonde hair named Haruka (Almara) to walk up to you. 62. You give up your dreams to be a doctor, vet, or a scientist to be a famous Manga artist and hope they turn it into a hit Anime series like Sailor Moon or DBZ. 63. You pick up a pen, pencil, or any other kind of object and say "Ronins to arms!". by Clickborb 64. You think that one day when you are in high school, 7 women from space are going to fall to earth and make your life a living heck. by futureastronauts@juno.com 65. You think that when your 14 your black cat will tell you that you are the lost Sailor Scout of the Moon. 66. At story book day at your school, you dress up like a Sailor Scout. 65. At tacky day at your school, you dress up as Ryoko's transformed state, and the dean disqualifies you for having a skin tight unapprotated outfit. by GohanGotenTrunks_99 66. You get a Co2 cartridge and throw it on the ground and expect a hover craft to appear. by Epyon0C@aol.com 67. you tell your class that your destined to become neo queen serenity. By: sailorgemini5432@aol.com 68. you think your science teacher is queen beryl. By: sailorgemini5432@aol.com 69. you yell out in class i am heero yuy and i will destroy you. By: sailorgemini5432@aol.com You think you have something worthy, funny, or cool to add to this list email me! Check list: 1 -2: Your are a normal Otaku 3 - 5: Cool it down.... don't go crazy on me 6 - 9: I recommend you to a doctor 10+ : Stay far away from me. I don't know you. |
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